A Six Sentence Story

Is that a piece of caper that you just threw at my face?
In how many pieces can you peel a tangerine, and do you have to throw every single bit as far as toddlery possible?
That apple will explode on the sidewalk and float in the pool, how far can you throw it?
Here, throw this rock at the waves to see it splash.
Do NOT throw your dirty underwear at me!
Listen how the wash towel sounds when it hits the water mom, mom, moooom, MOOOOM.